I'd hire the devil himself as a writer if he gave me a good story.

You fail to overlook the crucial point.

This makes me so sore it gets my dandruff up.

"Yes, but that's our strongest weak point."

I want everyone to tell me the truth, even if it costs him his job.

If you don't dissagree with me, how will I know I'm right?

I don't think anyone should write their autobiography until after they're dead.