Ninety percent of the art of living consists of getting along with people you cannot stand.
I had a monumental idea this morning, but I didn't like it.
If Roosevelt were alive today, he'd turn over in his grave.
Pictures are for entertainment, messages should be delivered by Western Union.
Color television! Bah, I won't believe it until I see it in black and white.
Spare no expense to save money on this one.