I hate a man who always says yes to me. When I say no I like a man who also says no.

Be drug-free and smoke some crack.

Why only twelve disciples? Go out and get thousands.

I'd hire the devil himself as a writer if he gave me a good story.

I want everyone to tell me the truth, even if it costs him his job.

God makes stars. I just produce them.

[when asked by his secretary if she should destroy all files that were over ten years old] Yes, but keep copies.