I think luck is the sense to recognize an opportunity and the ability to take advantage of it... The man who can smile at his breaks and grab his chances gets on.

God makes stars. I just produce them.

That's the kind of ad I like, facts, facts, facts.

This music won't do. There's not enough sarcasm in it.

I'm living beyond my means, but I can afford it.

You've got to take the sour with the bitter.

My horse was in the lead, coming down the home stretch, but the caddie fell off.