I never put on a pair of shoes until I've worn them at least five years.

Gentlemen, include me out.

My horse was in the lead, coming down the home stretch, but the caddie fell off.

If Roosevelt were alive today, he'd turn over in his grave.

Just because I disagree with you doesn't mean I'm disagreeable.

Pictures were made to entertain; if you want to send a message, call Western Union.

Some who are not paid what they are worth ought to be glad.