Had I learned to fiddle, I should have done nothing else.

When two Eglishmen meet, their first talk is of the weather.

A man may be very sincere in good principles, without having good practice.

I have always said the first Whig was the Devil.

The usual fortune of complaint is to excite contempt more than pity.

A merchant may, perhaps, be a man of an enlarged mind, but there is nothing in trade connected with an enlarged mind.

Women have two weapons - cosmetics and tears