Women have two weapons - cosmetics and tears

Sir, they are a race of convicts, and ought to be thankful for any thing we allow them short of hanging.

Any of us would kill a cow rather than not have beef.

It very seldom happens to a man that his business is his pleasure.

A man who both spends and saves money is the happiest man, because he has both enjoyments.

Age looks with anger on the temerity of youth, and youth with contempt on the scrupulosity of age.

An infallible characteristic of meanness is cruelty.