To what a bad choice is many a worthy woman betrayed, by that false and inconsiderate notion, That a reformed rake makes the best husband!

What we want to tell, we wish our friend to have curiosity to hear.

I never knew a man who deserved to be thought well of for his morals who had a slight opinion of our Sex in general.

The longer a woman remains single, the more apprehensive she will be of entering into the state of wedlock. At seventeen or eighteen, a girl will plunge into it, sometimes without either fear or wit; at twenty, she will begin to think; at twenty-four, will weigh and discriminate; at twenty-eight, will be afraid of venturing; at thirty, will turn about, and look down the hill she has ascended, and sometimes rejoice, sometimes repent, that she has gained that summit sola.

...for my master, bad as I have thought him, is not half so bad as this woman.-To be sure she must be an atheist!

Men know no medium: They will either, spaniel-like, fawn at your feet, or be ready to leap into your lap.

The first step in achieving prosperity and wealth is learning to appreciate what you already have.