Much serious thought has been devoted to the subject of chocolate: What does chocolate mean? Is the pursuit of chocolate a right or a privilege? Does the notion of chocolate preclude the concept of free will?

Books can take you places.

Clearly it is not the lovelorn sufferer who seeks solace in chocolate, but rather the chocolate-deprived individual, who, desperate, seeks in mere love a pale approximation of bittersweet euphoria.

The greatest tragedies were written by the Greeks and Shakespeare...neither knew chocolate.

The moon is high. The sea is deep. They rock and rock and rock to sleep.

Research tells us that fourteen out of any ten individuals like chocolate.

There always seems to be someone looking over your shoulder - just waiting for an opportunity to lecture on The Darker Side of Chocolate