Chocolate is the greatest gift to women ever created.

Back when I was very small, and we had this bathroom with these sort of paneled mirrors on the side. And I would just sit there - because it was the only warm room in the house. And I would - if I was in a bad place - I would go to my imaginary place with these mirrors, and create this entire other world to sort of help level out what I was dealing with.

When you have adversity and you have pain, you never feel more alone than you do at that moment. And you can be surrounded by hundreds of thousands of people.

I got away from comedy because it wasn't being done in the way that I loved and the way that I could do it. It made me sad because I felt like it wasn't appreciated and no one was writing it so, 'I'll abandon it.

I love my comedy too much to bastardize it with bad romantic comedy.

People who do comedy really are the nastiest people on the planet.

Y'know, every relationship is different. There are good marriages, bad marriages, connected partners, unconnected partners.