I love my comedy too much to bastardize it with bad romantic comedy.

I never realized that as a woman I would be looked at as less than until I was pretty deep in this business and realized, 'Oh my God. I'm being treated this way because I'm female.

Whoever established the high road, and how high it should be, should be fired.

I don't think we spend enough time in silence, just realizing what's floating around in our noggin.

I was so thankful that I got to go back to comedy and I felt bad that I had abandoned something that I guess I was naturally given and lucky to have an loved all of my life, but didn't love it anymore because I didn't get to do it the right way.

Anything sweet, really sweet, that I have was nothing that I planned.

I need to know how the clock is made after you tell me what time it is. I want to know all the details so I can understand how it works.