I love my comedy too much to bastardize it with bad romantic comedy.

There's no magic numbers in birthdays in my life, there are no milestones, there's no event. Every birthday has to be celebrated to its fullest, even if it's with one person or with 20.

I didn't have a teenage or early-20s experience that was free and without worry. I missed the screw-everything, have-a-good-time phase.

You can't have good comedy without drama in it.

If all of a sudden someone said, 'You have five more kids,' I'd be totally OK with it.

I don't like guys who will lie down and take it. I want someone who'll fight back. I like people who can argue well.

To me, the good thing about living in L.A. is diversity in lifestyle choices, color, and religion.