I don't like to fly. I've never been a good flyer. I have a lot of friends that have permanent nail marks in their arms... The moaning that comes from me when there is turbulence. It's awkward for everyone around.

Fame means when your computer modem is broken, the repair guy comes out to your house a little faster.

I was so thankful that I got to go back to comedy and I felt bad that I had abandoned something that I guess I was naturally given and lucky to have an loved all of my life, but didn't love it anymore because I didn't get to do it the right way.

Children should be allowed to be children and not be sold.

I love New Orleans I love the way it looks. I love the way it feels.

I hated my whole childhood, hated it, hated it, hated it. There was no place for me.

I love my comedy too much to bastardize it with bad romantic comedy.