I've learned that success comes in a very prickly package. Whether you choose to accept it or not is up to you.

Usually comedy is only available to us ladies in the romantic comedy. That's why I hate romantic comedies.

I don't understand women who try to be glamour queens.

I go to bed wearing a very baggy one-piece cheetah suit, just because it makes my son laugh. My sexy lingerie has been locked in a drawer for a while.

I need to know how the clock is made after you tell me what time it is. I want to know all the details so I can understand how it works.

Poop humor is fun. If you do the toilet scenes well and commit to them, they can be really, really powerful.

I had prepared myself for the second half of my life [to be] filled with other passions that don't include being in front of the camera. And then all of a sudden I got more work and more work and more work. And I went, "Well maybe things have shifted." And I think they have.