People who do comedy really are the nastiest people on the planet.

Nobody can make me cry in public. I'll punch them first before they make my mascara smear.

People order clothes out of a catalogue, put it on an actor and everything is generic.

Lemons clean everything. It's the greatest disinfectant.

It's just too much if you make your career everything. It is everything when you're doing it. But you have to find things you love just as much.

I didn't have a teenage or early-20s experience that was free and without worry. I missed the screw-everything, have-a-good-time phase.

If I die tomorrow, will I have gotten everything in the world I've ever wanted? No. But I will have gotten everything that's made me happiest.