I've pretty much kicked over every stone. And there's nothing in me that says, "I must create this particular thing."

If you can't pronounce it, you probably shouldn't be putting it in your body or in your environment.

Anything sweet, really sweet, that I have was nothing that I planned.

The rule is you have to dance a little bit in the morning before you leave the house because it changes the way you walk out in the world.

I will do comedy until the day I die: inappropriate comedy, funny comedy, gender-bending, twisting comedy, whatever comedy is out there.

I got away from comedy because it wasn't being done in the way that I loved and the way that I could do it. It made me sad because I felt like it wasn't appreciated and no one was writing it so, 'I'll abandon it.

Every day is amazing, even when it's awful, because everything is for a reason. I know that this horrible thing that's happening today is going to bring something so amazing.