Did I really earn this, or did I just wear you all down?

Motherhood is beautiful. Everything [my son] does makes me so happy.

You never quite know what the change is until, one day, you wake up and go, "Wow, I'm reacting to things differently and I feel differently."

No one understands the shift in priorities about having a child in your life... until you have a child in your life.

You can't have good comedy without drama in it.

I feel a huge responsibility to anyone who's younger than me, in helping them take the road less traveled, or finding no road at all and blazing a new trail.

I don't like guys who will lie down and take it. I want someone who'll fight back. I like people who can argue well.