The last time I saw that crooked stupid smile on your face, I got-a-so mad, but then I realized...that crooked stupid smile is there all the time.

It doesn't matter what I said!

My daddy, or papa as Ilike to call him is always healthy. Sure, he had the herpes but he managed it very well!

Don't make him anger please. I don't like it when he's anger.

They try to get me to watch The Condemned and I said NO,NO, NO. It's a sad fact Stone Colduh can't act he should GO, GO, GO. He likes to hang out in baaaaaars, I gave his movie zero staaaaaars. They try to make me watch The Condemned and I said uh NO,NO,NO.

Those are real bottomlines, because Santino Marella say it be so!

I'll write you a check. I'll write you a check. How do you spell Sheamus?