Although, pretending not to notice is almost worse than noticing.

...if you expect people to try to do things your way, you're going to have to give some hints as to what that way is.

Even as your body betrays you, your mind denies it.

Dear God. Not only am I unemployed and homeless, but I also have a pregnant woman, bereaved dog, elephant, and eleven horses to take care of.

i'm afraid to breathe in case i break the spell

At this moment, the story in his head was perfect. He also knew from experience that it would degenerate the second he started typing, because such was the nature of writing.

...poking a lump of red Jello that jiggles outrageously, like a breast I once knew.