Hey! Shouts Camel. There ain't no woman in the world worth two bottles of whiskey!

I think there is just a vein of humanity that really loves animals and really loves to read about them.

When two people are meant to be together, they will be together. It's fate.

Age is a terrible thief. Just when you're getting the hang of life, it knocks your legs out from under you and stoops your back. It makes you ache and muddies your head and silently spreads cancer throughout your spouse.

Dear God. Not only am I unemployed and homeless, but I also have a pregnant woman, bereaved dog, elephant, and eleven horses to take care of.

I stroke her lightly, memorizing her body. I want her to melt into me, like butter on toast. I want to absorb her and walk around for the rest of my days with her encased in my skin. I lie motionless, savoring the feeling of her body against mine. I'm afraid to breathe in case I break the spell.

When will people learn that just because you can make something doesn’t mean you should?