Hey! Shouts Camel. There ain't no woman in the world worth two bottles of whiskey!

Jacob: I've never seen so much manure. Wade: Baggage stock horses. They pack'em in 27 a car. Jacob: how do you stand the smell? Wade: what smell?

The whole thing's illusion, [Jacob], and there's nothing wrong with that. It's what people want from us. It's what they expect.

Honey, I plan to marry you the moment the ink is dry on that death certificate.

I think there is just a vein of humanity that really loves animals and really loves to read about them.

I hate this bizarre policy of protective exclusion, because it effectively writes me off the page.

It's as though I've been sleepwalking and suddenly woken to find myself here