The thought has cheered me, and I'd like to hang onto that. Must protect my little pockets of happiness.

Do you have any idea how much an elephant drinks?

i'm afraid to breathe in case i break the spell

Honey, I plan to marry you the moment the ink is dry on that death certificate.

Then I lie down on the horse blanket and drift into a dream about Marlena that will probably cost me my soul.

I stare at her for a long moment. I want to kiss her. I want to kiss her more than I've ever wanted anything in my life.

I'm truly grateful for my microwave, which allows me to easily clarify butter, steam vegetables, and - when I am really lazy - feed my three kids in less than five minutes.