Organizer is kind of a grand term for what I was doing.

When you feel lousy, puppy therapy is indicated.

If I were elected President, the first thing I would do would be to set up a Department of Restoring the Bill of Rights. I would have 10,000 people working there.

If you're born lucky, you don't have to be good.

I live and die with the Chicago Cubs

I'm very honoured that there is a loyal following and I hope it continues

Sometimes life seems so painful it hurts even to move my arms.