When you feel lousy, puppy therapy is indicated.
If I were elected President, the first thing I would do would be to set up a Department of Restoring the Bill of Rights. I would have 10,000 people working there.
If you're born lucky, you don't have to be good.
I live and die with the Chicago Cubs
I'm very honoured that there is a loyal following and I hope it continues
Sometimes life seems so painful it hurts even to move my arms.