I'm not one to attribute every activity of man to the changes in the climate. There is something to be said also for man's activities, but also for the cyclical temperature changes on our planet.

It's no wonder Michelle Obama is telling everybody you better breast-feed your baby-yeah, you better-because the price of milk is so high right now!

My comedy notebooks are filled with random journal entries. It's all the same. I can look back on old joke notebooks, and know exactly what was going on in my life.

A building get torched. All that is left is ashes. I used to think that it is true about everything - family, friends, feelings - but now I know that sometimes if love proves real, and two people are meant to be together, nothing can keep them apart.

We used to hustle over the border for health care we received in Canada. And I think now, isn't that ironic?

The other dry shampoo I was using was wet feeling but I love Prive's smell and how light and airy my hair feels afterwards!

I suffer from the sense that everything good in my life is about to go away.