Look at it this way: I might be saying you're fat, but at least I'm not punching you in the face.' Are those the only options?' Not always. Just sometimes.

call it crazy, or just chicken salad. But within reason, or without it i was in it too.

D.C., Baltimore, Philadelphia, Austin... and you. I'll be there soon.

Stop it. Seriously. This isn't funny.' 'You're right.' A pause. 'It's pathetic.

Don't give me no rotten tomato, 'cause all I ever wanted was your sweet potato.

Just because something's damaged doesn't mean it shouldn't be treated with respect.' 'Ad,' Wallace said, 'it's a coffee table, not an orphan.

Her life was perfect. But as was often the case, the rest of us were still adjusting.