After all, computers crash, people die, relationships fall apart. The best we can do is breath and reboot.
Balls are to men what purses are to women.
Where's the line between professional girlfriend, and just plain professional?
It's like the riddle of the Sphinx... why are there so many great unmarried women, and no great unmarried men?
A squirrel is just a rat with a cuter outfit!
Men who are too good looking are never good in bed because they never had to be.