I write about sex, not love. What do I know about love?

Read the editorial page of your local paper. It introduces you to opinion and can be terrifically provocative and perhaps a great motivating force for you to get involved in your community, regardless of your political ideology.

I'm thinking balls are to men, what purses are to women. It's just a little bag but we'd feel naked in public without it.

I've worn so many things, I've tried on so many things...I've spent probably thousand of hours in fittings. I can know so quickly how something's going to feel on me, look on me. It's a pretty fast courtship. I say yes or no pretty quickly.

People always assume that I'm some sort of party girl, and that's such a misconception because I like staying home.

When a relationship dies do we ever really give up the ghost or are we forever haunted by the spirits of relationships past?

After all, computers crash, people die, relationships fall apart. The best we can do is breath and reboot.