So many roads. So many detours. So many choices. So many mistakes.

Often I'll go to the market, and women will say to me: "Let me see your shoes." And then I show them I'm wearing flip-flops.

I eat everything. I'm just an eater. If it's free, I honestly eat everything.

People always assume that I'm some sort of party girl, and that's such a misconception because I like staying home.

People go to casinos for the same reason they go on blind dates - hoping to hit the jackpot. But mostly, you just wind up broke or alone in a bar.

I write about sex, not love. What do I know about love?

I don't put pictures of my children on, rarely, I think I've done it twice? I'm thoughtful about that, because I don't think you can get it back, and I don't think it's fair to people to try to convey a desire to maintain some privacy and then share pictures and expect that somebody else won't want the same ability.