I write about sex, not love. What do I know about love?
I have a fantastic husband. Here's the honeymoon part: I still think he's the funniest, wittiest, most clever man I've ever known.
Sunscreen! It is a recent discovery and now I can't live without it - that and drinking lots of water and moisturizing.
Balls are to men what purses are to women.
A squirrel is just a rat with a cuter outfit!
I do wait in line, and I do take the subway, and I do my own grocery shopping, and I do take the kids to school. But it almost doesn't matter to a certain segment of the populace.