You get mixed messages because I have mixed feelings.

I feel like I’m eighty years old. I’m tired of life and my mind wants to die.

Comedy is easy. First, people have to fall down. Next, include someone a little hefty. It's a hoot.

What have they done to me? What have they done to me? What have they done to me? What have they done to me? What have they done to me? What have they done to me? What have they done to me? What have they done to me? What have they done to me? What have they done to me? What have they done to me? What have they done to me? What have they done to me? What have they done to me? What have they done to me? What have they done to me? What have they done to me?

Once you have perceived that life is very cruel, the only response is to live with as much humanity, humour and freedom as you can.

I am the beast at the end of the rope.

No boy is worth crying over, and the one who is won't make you cry.