The news makes me sad, so I don't watch it.

I love those hockey moms. You know what they say the difference between a hockey mom and a pit bull is? Lipstick.

That's right. Obama didn't lie to you when he said, 'if you like your plan, you can keep it.' Why? Because, you sillies, you DIDN'T REALLY like the plan you chose for yourselves! No arguing. Barack Obama knows best, and he'll tell you whether you actually liked your insurance plan or not.

I had the privilege of living most of my life in a small town.

Don't retreat. Instead - reload!

Sweat is my sanity. During the campaign, the days never went as well if I couldn't get out there and sweat.

To win that war [with radical Islamic extremists] we need a commander-in-chief, not a professor of law standing at the lectern.