It's very noble of President Obama to want to stay at the helm and maybe go down with this sinking ship.

We tend to prefer candidates that don't talk about us one way in Scranton and another way in San Francisco.

That will be the position I will be in as long as I'm on earth--that is, seeking the right path that God would have laid out for me.

We are truly the land of the great. From the rock shores of... Hawaii... to the beautiful sandy beaches of... Hawaii... America is our home.

I love those hockey moms. You know what they say the difference between a hockey mom and a pit bull is? Lipstick.

That's right. Obama didn't lie to you when he said, 'if you like your plan, you can keep it.' Why? Because, you sillies, you DIDN'T REALLY like the plan you chose for yourselves! No arguing. Barack Obama knows best, and he'll tell you whether you actually liked your insurance plan or not.

There will be that zip-a-dee-doo-dah after the nominee is chosen. I guarantee there will be that enthusiasm. But to be brutally honest, with all due respect to governor Romney, who is obviously the frontrunner... hes not garnering a lot of that enthusiasm right now.