Well, if I were in charge, they would know that waterboarding is how we baptize terrorists.

So how's that hopey changey stuff working out for ya?

Easter time reminds us that we have every right to believe that this hope is based on time-tested truths and a solid foundation.

We have a President, perhaps for the very first time since the founding of our republic, who doesn't appear to believe that America is the greatest earthly force for good the world has ever known.

They're our next-door neighbors, and you can actually see Russia from land here in Alaska, from an island in Alaska.

Polls? Nah... they're for strippers and cross country skiers.

Barack Obama can give an entire speech about the wars America is fighting, and never use the word "victory" except when he's talking about his own campaign.