I'm told I have the body of a god." "A Greek god, or one of those gods with the horse heads or elephant's legs coming out of their chests?" Alan asked. "Next time someone tells you that, ask them to specify.

Also, vampires don't eat food. You never get to eat chocolate again. Ever. I'd rather die.

Oh my gosh,Nick. You're not wearing a shirt! This must be one of those exciting days ending in Y.

And they all lived happily ever after (barring death, divorce, arrest for tax fraud, that incident with the pool boy...)

Love always costs more than you can afford to pay," he said. "And it's always worth the price.

He was always part of her thoughts, and now that he was real, he was inescapably part of her life, but it was as she had told her mother: saying he was part of her or that they were more than friends sounded like love, but it seemed like loss as well. All the words she knew to describe what he was to her were from love stories and love songs, but those were not words anyone truly meant.

Personally, I'd prefer a guy who wants to see my boobs.