You want useless, you have come to the right guy. I can be useless for hours at a time. Weeks even. I'm currently closing in on a month of being totally useless, which is by way of being a personal best.
Sarah Rees BrennanRemember," he called. "Just be yourself, and everyone will love you!" Nick rolled his eyes and made a rude gesture, and Alan drove the car away laughing.
Sarah Rees BrennanOh, you need Alan to betray Nick and then you'll steal Nick's powers and kill them both," said Mae. "Great idea. Hey, can i come? I'll bring a picnic lunch if you promise not to let blood get on the sandwiches.
Sarah Rees BrennanShe had worried that she would break if her heart broke, but she wasn't broken. she had lost everything, but she was not lost. It seemed a worthwhile thing to know.
Sarah Rees BrennanJared had his back to the wall, which Kami thought was a reflex when he was uncomfortable. She wanted to shield him. โHe was doing someโZen jogging,โ she claimed. Jared flicked her an incredulous glance. โYes,โ he said slowly. โZen jogging. I wasnโt wearing that many clothes becauseโthatโs part of the process. Youโre meant to commune with the elements. Normally, I wouldnโt have worn my jeans, but I put them on because I know the English are a modest people.
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