I am in full possession of the amazing power of being sarcastic.

One of the lambs fixed its attention on Jared. “Baa,” it flirted. “Boo,” said Jared. “Oh my God, Jared. Don’t tough-talk the lambs.” "It was giving me a funny look.

Which brings us to the least sexy word in the English language, kids," Dad said, kicking back in his chair. "Inbreeding. Avoid it.

You're barely even wearing a shirt! What are you going to do if a mugger jumps out at you, flash them?

Want me to flex my magic for you, baby?

Real life is sometimes boring, rarely conclusive and boy, does the dialogue need work.

Sorry-in-the-Vale, Sorriest River, Crying Pools," said Jared. "Is the quarry called Really Depressed Quarry?