Which brings us to the least sexy word in the English language, kids," Dad said, kicking back in his chair. "Inbreeding. Avoid it.

Jared sidled up. He was not very good at sidling; he was more of a loomer.

Sometimes I want to be human for you.

You want useless, you have come to the right guy. I can be useless for hours at a time. Weeks even. I'm currently closing in on a month of being totally useless, which is by way of being a personal best.

Nick spoke for the first time. "Can I go to the nurse's office too?" Ms. Popplewell looked at him It obviously took her only one look to decide. "No." "I'm traumatized too," Nick claimed, his voice completely flat. "He's a delicate flower," Alan said under his breath.

Love always costs more than you can afford to pay," he said. "And it's always worth the price.

Nick is driving us," Jamie informed him. "Nick has a car. Nick has TWO cars. Ha!