Nick is driving us," Jamie informed him. "Nick has a car. Nick has TWO cars. Ha!

You want useless, you have come to the right guy. I can be useless for hours at a time. Weeks even. I'm currently closing in on a month of being totally useless, which is by way of being a personal best.

They should've built a city on rock and roll.

Don't waste time blaming yourself when you can spend time planning how to destroy our enemies.

I don’t know what I saw. It could’ve been a hallucination. You get those from sniffing glue.” “You’ve never sniffed glue!” “I’ve smelled glue,” Jamie said after a pause. “In art class.

You're barely even wearing a shirt! What are you going to do if a mugger jumps out at you, flash them?

I have changed my mind. You can help cook by standing in a corner and not touching anything. Do it carefully. -Nick to Jamie