Don't waste time blaming yourself when you can spend time planning how to destroy our enemies.

Fear's useless. Either something bad happens or it doesn't: If it doesn't, you've wasted time being afraid, and if it does, you've wasted time that you could have spent sharpening your weapons.

Personally, I'd prefer a guy who wants to see my boobs.

Your soul is like the souls of a thousand monkeys on crack, all smushed together.

Also, vampires don't eat food. You never get to eat chocolate again. Ever. I'd rather die.

I'd rather live laughing for one year than live without laughing for one hundred.

Better overcautious than missing a jugular vein, as the saying goes." That was a very morbid saying. Maybe only vampire said it.