Life is a lease and God is the landlord.

See that's what people don't get about food. It's never the food, it's the love that goes into making it. That's what's important.

That's what dessert means to me: a dollop of sweet love in an otherwise cold world.

This is probably the advantage of being stupid. Stupid people just do. We tend to overthink. If we could eliminate the “over” and just think, then we could do, too. Only we’d be smarter doers because we’d be thinkers.

He's definitely one of those men you love before you get to know.

In fact, a case could be made that worrying about a problem actually prevents you from resolving it, because it deceives your mind into thinking that you're doing something when really you're not.

Sometimes if you wait too long, it's too late.