I no longer drink nearly as much as I used to but, still, my motto is Sine coffea nihil sum. Without coffee, I'm nothing.

Robert Todd Lincoln, a.k.a. Jinxy McDeath.

Listening to the radio every day for an entire year was a prison sentence. It was the most depressing, annoying, debilitating project I have ever undertaken, and I have a master's degree in art history.

The only thing more dangerous than an idea is a belief.

Most people don't like to talk about violent historical death.

The modern mocha is a bittersweet concoction of imperialism, genocide, invention, and consumerism served with whipped cream on top

There are two kinds of people in the world: the kind who alphabetize their record collections, and the kind who don't.