It really is a nice theory. The only defect I think it has is probably common to all philosophical theories. It's wrong.

My real name's McGill. The Jew thing I just do for the homeboys. They all want a pipe-hitting member of the tribe, so to speak.

Should I call the FBI and tell them I found DB Cooper?

Make hay while the sun is still shining.

Let's just say I know a guy who knows a guy who knows another guy.

I caught my second wife screwing my stepdad. OK? It's a cruel world, Walt. Grow up.

It really is a nice theory. The only defect I think it has is probably common to all philosophical theories. It's wrong.