How should I know why! I didn't invent human beings, Iggy.

There is only one way to defeat the enemy, and that is to write as well as one can. The best argument is an undeniably good book.

I am moneys medium. It passes through me- taxes, insurance, mortgage, child support, rent, legal fees. All this dignified blundering costs plenty.

Is our species crazy? Plenty of evidence.

In an age of madness, to expect to be untouched by madness is a form of madness. But the pursuit of sanity can be a form of madness, too

With one long breath, caught and held in his chest, he fought his sadness over his solitary life. Don't cry, you idiot! Live or die, but don't poison everything.

Conquered people tend to be witty.