One thought-murder a day keeps the psychiatrist away.

Psychoanalysis pretends to investigate the Unconscious. The Unconscious by definition is what you are not conscious of. But the Analysts already know what's in it - they should, because they put it all in beforehand.

Socrates said the unexamined life is not worth living. But the over-examined life makes you wish you were dead. Given the alternative, I'd rather be living.

When I didn't argue he was satisfied he had persuaded me, and was not the first to make that mistake.

The two real problems in life are boredom and death.

There are times when the most practical thing is to lie down.

I'm glad I haven't lived in vain.