"What do women want?" "They eat green salad and drink human blood."

In the history of the world many souls have been, are, and will be, and with a little reflection this is marvelous and not depressing. Many jerks are made gloomy about it, for they think quantity buries them alive. That's just crazy. Numbers are very dangerous, but the main thing about them is that they humble your pride. And that's good.

A man should be able to hear, and to bear, the worst that could be said of him.

The two real problems in life are boredom and death.

Certain blood will be given for half certain reasons, as in all wars.

The spirit knows that its growth is the real aim of existence.

Hapiness can only be found if you can free yourself of all other distractions.