If I lived alone, Mom'd never sleep because she wouldn't know I was okay.

I have a job to do, I have a wife and child to take care of. So I don't pay attention to things that I don't know anything about. I've got my own situation to deal with.

My parents were married 53 years, good and bad. Can I do that? Probably not. But I really hope I can.

When I have a girlfriend, I feel caged in, I don't know why.

If I lived alone, Mom'd never sleep because she wouldn't know I was okay.

I'm not a big government guy. I believe in private industries taking care of people. I think they do a better job.

I can work every day of the year. TV is easy. My call's at 8:30 a.m. I'd like to break out of the comedy thing and take a shot at something serious like theater. The off-season allows me to do movies, but I'm not tired of TV yet. There's nothing like it. I've got the best of both worlds.