I mean, what do you do in Las Vegas? You gamble - and you go to strip clubs.
I think I'd be a good pimp cuz I'd never beat my ho's.
My whole body is a wreck. I've injured myself so many times with jujitsu, skateboarding, football. I guess I like to live hard.
I want to get married, but I'm always tortured in relationships.
I love the smell of a woman's armpit when she's not wearing deodorant.
Good things happen when you get your priorities straight.