I want to get married, but I'm always tortured in relationships.

I mean, what do you do in Las Vegas? You gamble - and you go to strip clubs.

I was raised right. I dig who I am.

When I was a kid, I was always an athlete. I played a lot of sports. I played football, basketball, baseball and soccer.

Good, bad mediocre or whatever it is, if a director wants me in his movie, I take it as a compliment.

The reason I started writing movies was because I kept getting parts that I just kind of stepped into. I didn't have to do a lot of work and I ended up getting sort of bored.

I love the smell of a woman's armpit when she's not wearing deodorant.