Frank Zappa... was Beethoven for insane rock guys.

Theres a thousand other things I would rather spend money on than a car.

I'm not the kind of guy who sits around at home and writes songs. Once in a while I'll pick up a guitar and noodle around, but it's rare.

To me, the guitar is a tool for songwriting, and it's fun, too. The day that it's not fun, that's when I'm not gonna play guitar anymore.

I've always been a true believer that if men had babies, nobody would be trying to tell them what they can and can't do with their bodies.

I don't even know who that person was in the '80s. I see pictures of myself from back then and I don't even recognize myself.

Even as a kid, if I would come across something cool in the record store, that would be how I found out about bands. It's kind of the same way these days. In a way even less because there are no record stores to go to anymore.