What is government but theft by consent?

You're one third bad intentions,one third pure avarice,and one eighth sawdust.What's left,I'll credit,must be brains.

I think piracy is a bit like drinking. You want to stay out all night doing it, you pay the price the next day.

Yeah, but if I don't start my nervous pacing now, I'll never have it all done in time.

There are only three people in life you can never fool--pawnbrokers, whores, and your mother. Since your mother's dead, I've taken her place. Hence, I'm bullshit-proof.

Any man can fart in a closed room and say that he commands the wind

What is government but theft by consent?