Difficult" and "impossible" are cousins often mistaken for one another, with very little in common." (Locke Lamora to Requin)

I don't have to beat you. I don't have to beat you, motherfucker. I just have to keep you here... until Jean shows up.

... It's perfect! Locke would appreciate it." "Bug," Calo said, "Locke is our brother and our love for him knows no bounds. But the four most fatal words in the Therin language are 'Locke would appreciate it.'" "Rivalled only by 'Locke taught me a new trick,'" added Galo. "The only person who gets away with Locke Lamora games ..." "... is Locke ..." "... because we think the gods are saving him up for a really big death. Something with knives and hot irons ..." "... and fifty thousand cheering spectators.

Worst of all, the inner vault is guarded by a live dragon, attended by fifty naked women armed with poisoned spears, each of them sworn to die in Requin's service. All redheads. -You're just making that up, Jean.

I think piracy is a bit like drinking. You want to stay out all night doing it, you pay the price the next day.

We like what we like, we want what we want, and nobody needs to give us permission to feel that way!

My disinterest in your bullshit is so tangible you could make bricks out of it