This is where you and I are headed.... Look for us in history books and you'll find us in the margins. Look for us in legends and you might just find us celebrated

You can knock down kingdoms on a whim. What you need is someone to make sure you don't get hit by a carriage when you cross the street.

You simply collapsed, sir. In layman's terms, your body revoked its permission for you to continue heaping abuse upon it.

We’re a different sort of thief here, Lamora. Deception and misdirection are our tools. We don’t believe in hard work when a false face and a good line of bullshit can do so much more.

Are you smarter than a pig, Locke?” “On occasion,” said Locke. “There are contrary opinions.

I think it’s fairly common for writers to be afflicted with two simultaneous yet contradictory delusions, the burning certainty that we’re unique geniuses, and the constant fear that we’re witless frauds who are speeding toward epic failure.

My disinterest in your bullshit is so tangible you could make bricks out of it